Santa...Jolly toy giver... Or overweight senior?
I have recently been thinking about the myth or fact of Old St. Nick
WHY DOES HE GIVE OUT PRESENTS?
and for free? Just the cost of cookies, milk, and niceness?
It cannot be that any overweight senior with a long whispy beard is so nice! What ever happened to:
"GET OFF MY LAWN YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS!!!!" *sighs*
There is also the question, of immortality... this supposedly jolly old man's DOD is WAY over due!!!
Myth:
Santa is a jolly old fellow who gives out toys to all of the pure heart!
Fact:
Santa is a senior way past his due date that abuses the use of milk and cookies.
Myth:
Elves are cheerful little creatures that help Santa of their own free will!
Fact:
Elves are slaves that work 24/7 on toys for the "good" kids of the world and are'nt even elves, they are midgets.
Myth:
Parents dont belive in Santa
Fact:
Parents pay Santa for the gifts he gives to the children, and hand him the letter their child gave. Parents also pay for their child to be on the nice list.
So now my friends, you know the pure truth about "Old. St. Nick!"
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